So there's supposed to be a light at the end of this tunnel? All I see is butt.

So there's supposed to be a light at the end of this tunnel? All I see is butt.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
An orange Bell Pepper with fat-free dip.

2. Where was your Facebook profile picture taken?
Hocking Hills Scenic Railway… on the Ghost Train.

3. Can you play Guitar Hero?
Yes. And I can kick your butt at it too, if you’re not very good.

4. Name someone who made you laugh today?
Me. (does that count?)

5. How late did you stay up last night and why?
12:15ish. I was falling asleep to The Negotiator. I’m getting in about 10 minutes per night.

6. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Sure, I’d move lots of places. But I hate moving so I’ll stay put for a while.

7. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Not that I remember. And if was good, I’d remember.

8. Which of your friends lives closest to you on FaceBook?
Jen.

9. Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
I’d like to have thought that.

10. How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
Carbonated prune juice? No thanks.

11. When was the last time you cried really hard?
That time that I did.

12. Who took your Facebook profile picture?
Jen.

13. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Not sure. Prolly Nora.

14. Was yesterday better than today?
No, because it’s over.

15. Can you live a day without TV?
I’m afraid I don’t understand the question.

16. Are you upset about anything?
Sure. And my dog died when I was 12, you wanna talk about that too?

17. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Only the good ones.

18. Are you a bad influence?
Don’t call me useless. I can always serve as a bad example.

19. Night out or night in?
Where’s the movie playing?

20. What items could you not go without during the day?
Underwear. I like to feel… contained.

21. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
George.

22. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
“Fwd: That shouldn’t be a problem. Is .AVI format ok or does he have a format preference?” Was that as exciting for you as it was for me?

23. How do you feel about your life right now?
Waiting for resolutions, but enjoying life as best as I can.

24. Do you hate anyone?
I don’t have time for that.

25. If we were to look in your FaceBook inbox, what would we find?
Comments from friends. Or were you looking for something more profound?

26. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
I just ate some poppy seeds so….

27. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
A perfect mess, yes.

28. What song is stuck in your head?
The Bird.

29. Someone knocks on your window at 2:00 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Santa.

30. Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
Sure, just so long as I’m not raising them.

31. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Eat.

32. Do you think too much or too little?
I’m sorry, what was that?

33. Do you smile a lot?
I do now.