1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?

That’s a tough one, because scientifically it’s impossible to “fall off” the planet earth. Unless you subscribe to the flat-earth scientific theory, which, if I’m not mistaken, has actually been proven false. But this brings up and interesting question about whether one could literally….

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?

My foot. Always my foot. And I teach my boys the same. They’re such good boys.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

I do. I feel naked without it.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?

I don’t condone murder or other forms of brutality…. oh, a crush ON someone….

5. Name one thing you worry about running out of.

Wipes. (Refer back to #2)

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?

SpongeBob or Patrick.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Cheese. And anything meat. And mushrooms. Olives, I like those too.

8. Do you crack your knuckles?

Nope.

9. What song do you hate the most?

Can’t think of any, but I’ll let you know.

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?

My mind is blank, so yes.

11. What are your super powers?

The perfect superpower to have is teleportation. Unfortunately, even if teleportation devices were scientifically possible, they would never be allowed to be created. Think about it. How many industries would be bankrupt by the invention of the teleporter? Oil, auto, tires, shipping, air travel, taxis… the list goes on. I think it’s entirely possible that teleportation devices HAVE been invented but the government…..

12. Peppermint or spearmint?

There’s a difference? Which one come with the twins?

13. Where are your car keys?

I always leave them in the car so I don’t lose them.

14. Last song you listened to?

The one before this one.

15. What’s your most annoying habit?

Letting things go. Why can’t I just hold a grudge like everyone else?

(I was just told that my most annoying habit is that I answer questions that I don’t want to answer with sarcasm. Me? Really?)

16. Where did you last go on vacation?

Bathroom. It was like a party in there.

17. What is your best physical feature?

The hair on my chinny chin chin. (It covers my worst physical feature.)

18. What CD is closest to you right now?

They are all in a CD rack in my room. Do I randomly pick one? What kind of lame question is that?

19. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?

Food. Drink. Condiments.

20. What superstition do you believe/practice?

If I don’t watch a move/DVD a day I’ll shrivel up and die.

21. What color are your bed sheets?

Dunno. Never really looked.

22. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?

A bird. Water gets cold.

23. Last thing you broke?

A coat hanger. It was just the other day, in fact. I had come home from being out of the house. I opened my front door, came inside and opened the closet door. Then I took off my motorcycle jacket, and set it on the chair so I could….

24. What are you having to eat tonight?

Whatever foods magically appear in front of me, in exchange for the dishes and laundry I do on a regular basis.

25. What color shirt are you wearing?

Brown. Why, do you want it?

26. If you could be doing anything else today, what would you rather be doing?

Watching Battlestar Galactica on glorious Blu-ray.

27. Do security cameras make you nervous?

Only when I’m doing something wrong.

28. If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?

Lessons Learned (So You Don’t Have To) I’ve already written several chapters.

29. Last time you went to a cemetery?

The time second they thought I died. Was almost lowered all the way to the bottom before they figured it out.

30. Last concert you went to?

Creed.

31. Favorite musician(s)/bands you’ve seen in concert?

Newsboys put on the best concert I’ve ever seen. Also been to Petra, Kutless, Whiteheart, Collective Soul, Poison, Def Leppard. Would love to see Bon Jovi and Nickelback in concert.

That reminds me of a joke. What do you call a trailer park without any trailers? A rock concert. (If you’ve ever been to a rock concert you would have laughed.)

32. Next concert you’re planning to attend?

Bon Jovi and Nickelback if they ever come my way.

33. Do you talk to yourself?

Only when I’m around.

34. Have you ever adopted or purchased a pet?

Sure have. The last one was a cuddly bunny.

35. Have you ever been present when an animal is being born?

Yes. I don’t recommend it though.